The Dark Scottie Rises

Fierce, loyal and true to the core, this little superhero guards his home from all the evils of the world...especially those wicked vacuum cleaners. Whenever one approaches, he is quick to show that its evil ways will not be tolerated and peace and quiet will be restored in the household no matter what.

Careful not to use any lethal weapons on his opponent (namely, teeth), the dark Scottie warns the evil vacuum to back off with a growl or two...or else! Occasionally, our little superhero takes to a dark corner for a minute and launches a surprise attack on the evil vacuum in an attempt to put it in its place.

In due time, the evil vacuum cleaner dies down and retreats to a secret hiding place where it will rest awhile and come back with renewed strength and a vengence to challenge the dark Scottie in yet another epic battle of the century. Whether the dark Scottie will rise to the occasion and defeat the evil vacuum once more, only time will tell...