Grandmadre Got Run Over by a Scottie

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie

Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as evil cats

But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

It started with a loud MEOW

Right outside the bedroom door

Mr. K scratched and scratched until somebody came

But once that door was open, Mr. K was gone.

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie

Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as evil cats

But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

Down the stairs Mr. K did run

Trying to catch that evil, old cat

Instead he ran into Grandmadre

And in an instant, the food went SPLAT!

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie

Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as evil cats

But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

Now, the fun was really over

And Mr. K was sent to bed

But as we carried him up the stairs

Guess who turned the corner and MEOWed again?

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie

Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as evil cats

But as for Mr. K now, he believes.