If Scotties Ruled the World...

Belly rubs would be mandatory.

The food supply unlimited.

The universal anthem would be a chorus of ArRRoOos.

No one and nothing would be homeless - to a Scottie, everything is "mine."

C-A-T-S would go in hiding.

So would the squirrels.

Political figures would be cuter and much more popular.

Toys would be free.

The highest paid athletes would be soccer and agility Scotties.

Obedience would be optional. (Isn't it already?)

There would be no such thing as international trade - again, because everything is "mine."

The Pinwheel Scotties and other such videos would dominate the evening news.

Swimming pools wouldn't be so deep.

Treats would be given freely and in abundance.

Decisions would be made quickly - if you don't like it, pee on it and move on.

Bed beard would officially be the cutest look ever.

Winnie the Pooh (and every other stuffed animal) would no longer be stuffed with fluff.

Naps would be encouraged.

No sock or undergarment would be safe.

There would be no such thing as "people food." It would simply be food.

Crates would only be used to store toys and other treasures.

Grooming would be optional.

Breakfast in bed would be served daily.

Long walks on the beach wouldn't just be something you dream of.

Zoomies would be worked into everyone's physical education.

All beds, couches and other comfortable furniture would be easy to climb on.

Shoes would be approved play toys.

Everyone would experience Scottie Love at some point in life (and never look back!).